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Take a leisurely 15 minute stroll, away from the congestion
of the city, wafting through a serene, lush neighborhood to The Upperhill
Campsite. The manicured gardens are tended by a band of elves and
the trees have real leaves. You will find the grounds roomy, sufficient
for large and small groups who crave privacy and personal farting
space. Guests have the option of camping, the dormitory or private
rooms. 24 hour safe parking and security is guaranteed. Don’t
worry if you forgot your tent again. We have tents for hire at ridiculously
low prices. Whenever you feel like spoiling the girl, we would recommend
you try the exquisitely furnished luxury tents, specially adorned
for everyday royals.
Mint clean toilets and hot showers with satellite music provide much
needed home comforts after a long, dirty and exhausting journey, quiet
literally your last chance of luxury before the start of the tough
part of your trip.
A selection of books, indoor and board game sets are also available
on request for those who would like to unwind in quiet repose.
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